I won this event years ago, and The Naked Quarter the same night, too.  I have been training hard for this one.

The annual Western Montucky beer mile championships will be this coming friday, october 12th.
Where: the dirt track next to the river on the kim williams.
time: Meet on time @ 8:30 for announcement of rules.  Racing starts very soon after.  (only thing this team does on time)
What:  Four unopened/untampered cans of beer.  At least 5% alcohol, and no wide mouth cans. 

We’ll be drinking four beers and running four laps around the track. 
The less revered beer two mile (on bikes) will follow the run.  then most of the guys get naked for a quarter mile and most of the girls watch and pretend to be disgusted. 

Ride your bikes there, and afterwards the party will spread to whoever offers their house up.  

See you there and spread the word.

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