A ‘Bu Ride, Killing a Squirrel, and A Fishhead.
Sunday, February 25th, 2007I got in touch with Coach Nate Loyal in Santa Monica, looking for some pals to ride with in SoCal. I managed to track him down on Ocean and San Vicente, and much to my pleasant surprise, his “crew” included some boys I hadn’t seen since last year: Stevic, Chepe, Sterling….Good crew. In any event, Slover, Nate, Laney and I carried on down the PCH while the others turned up a canyon. We came upon a squirrel that appeared to be taking a dirt nap, but miraculously resurrected and darted right under my two wheels. I creamed him, I thought. The guys thought it was hilarious and I thought that I was just glad that lil bugger wasn’t slippery. Even though I feel heavy, apparently I was not chubby enough to take him out, as he darted away when I was through with him.
And on that note, a guy on Venice Beach made my day by yelling, “HEY! SKINNY! YOU WANNA BUY A CD FOR $10!??!” Out of all the circus acts and chaotic sideshow acts, I gave my money to the guy that asked me for money for wine. Ok. No BS.
And speaking of that, I went out for dinner with some friends last night and thought I’d try something new, something healthy and light, so I opted for the tilapia. The chef served it as a whole fish, fins, skin, eyeballs, gnarly little teeth and everything. Just slapped onto my plate. I thought about sending it back and having them at least chop off the head, since I was grossing my own self out by using the head as leverage to dig into the meaty back. I kept catching it’s eye peering at me while I dug into it’s meaty back. Tasty friend, why you gotta stare at me, while I eat your meaty back??
That’s it, from the 2-1-3, over and out.
BB
