The sightings, gossip, news of U.S. Pro Cycling’s Winter Playground:
Skiles, Jones and Broeder, as seen here, were at Shooter’s being jerks. Among the three, only Broeder was spotted at the Shoot Out not much more than five or so hours later, as sources tell us, they had all agreed to be. How Pro Is Broeder now, Jones?
Ryan Blickem shared that Candace may still be in bed during peak Shootout hours, to which Broeder was rumored to have been disappointed because she desperately wanted someone to make fun of the Shootout with.
Adam Myerson rented a house near the mall and didn’t have heat nor hot water at first so he was rumored to have slept on Broeder’s couch one evening.
Rubelt is rumored to have fallen off the face of the earth.
Andy Schultz was seen on Lemmon looking so lean that Broeder didn’t have a clue whom she was talking to until she asked his name.
Nikki Raspa is reading ahead. Not even in school, she’s one text book up on the rest of her Religion and the Constitution classmates.
Sue Heffler and Sheba’ s neighbor in DC, Heidi, have been spotted all over Tucson on bike.
Schmatz was rumored to have been in a bad mood when Cleez, Broeder, Skiles and Jones group web-camed him and three wayed with Pinto. Apparently there is snow where ever he is and where ever he goes.
Dietrich muscled another pro contract with the beer team thanks to his Boston Street Cred. He was seen shivering at a bonfire like he was from Arizona or something.
Ian paid Tucson a brief visit in order to document the Shootout for an article on the country’s largest group rides for Bicycling. He was rumored to have confessed to ‘never taking part in a group sing along’ but sources say that they have indeed seen him do so with a tamborine in hand on the island of Bermuda in 2005.
Reports indicate that Garrett and Pipp have remained illusive in their bike practice and have not been spotted as of yet.
The Grey Wolf told sources that he is about 3 meals-a-day of oreos too far away from a pro career but has granted access to an exclusive interview to Skiles and will be making Broeder shoe covers as soon as she picks out her material at his special material store.
That covers it,
BB

I think you were on a time trial last nigt…(solo that is)
You are one hot piece of ass, is that you in the middle?
I love that hot stud in the middle if its not you can you get him to call me? I pay good money for pics of hot studs like that, man, he is so hot, i bet hes got a sweet little tiny hiney on him too…………………………………whats with the third person?
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i am bob dawg, i like men with lots of hair like that gugy in the middle
Dear Mr. Dawg,
You seem like the kind of guy that I tend to date. You sure you don’t want to go out on a date sometime? I’m the blonde woman. Let me know!