Dog Gone It!
Just the facts, ma’am:
I went to the Cop Shop just now to drop off more receipts from the hospital and such (dispatched as a “10-12″) and Officer Benson, who had arrested both me and my brother years ago, greeted me and told me that the Ranger Review, the local paper, called and asked, “Who was the woman involved in the mauling on the South Side?!”. Pretty funny. Not even close. He withheld the info, thankfully.
I went with the full rabies series and they suck. I had six shots yesterday then felt like ass. Just achey and awful. The only thing I could do to cope was go out with Corinne and Dawn and Dane, all in the Fixmer family, and laugh my ass off all night while drinking tequilla and cheap beer and bowling, among other things. I got engaged to Dane, a guy I can remember the birth of. I always knew Corinne and I should be sisters and I’m glad we figured out a way to make that happen..
The dog has been qaurantined after it almost got shot by a couple of cops when they went to nab it. He said he came about “this” close to using his “weapon”, holding out his fingers about one millimeter apart.
I’m estimating this whole endeavor will cost the dog owner roughly $3500, prolly more. Gee. Think you should keep your dog’s shots up-to-date?
My leg is fine. I’m fine. Thanks so much to everyone for the well wishes. I was able to stagger back from the bar with Dawn and Corinne on dog attack patrol last night. We walked across town, about two miles, I suppose, but covered about 6, I estimate ‘cuz we couldn’t manage a straight line to save our lives.
It’s SNOWING!
BB