Fat Camp Rain Delay and Storm Alert
KGUN News declared over and over, and over again that, apparently, the world is ending. Apocolypse seems to be occuring in the form of 32 degree overnight temperatures. How does this pertain to me? Well, I rode in warm rain this morning and had one of the most peaceful rides ever in Tucson. Also, I’m eating a lot of soup.
How does this pertain to you? Well, winter is here, too.
I have a housemate for three weeks, Guy Smiley, Buddy Lee’s former teammate. Guy seems to be prepared for the winter storm warning, as he learned today that gloves, although not necessary, are posh in Tucson in the latest part of November.
Other news:
*Jones was last seen in an RV park in Arkansas throwing empty beer caps into anything else metal while waiting for his trany to be serviced.
*The rain made Jake scream at me. Motivational CTS coach, he certainly is. As I said ‘goodbye, you guys go’ this morning during the ride he looked at me, riding away, shouting, “BFF! BFF! B-F-F!!!!”. I am considering making bracelets for Xmas. If I weren’t boycotting X-mas, that is.
*We have discovered that the causes of obesity according to the nightly news every single night are thus: genetics, lack of sleep, air-conditioning, sleep apnia, being victimized, feelings of impatience, our national identity, not eating protein drinks, eating protein bars for breakfast, not enough sex or water or both, not enough plastic surgery, boredom, intolerance, and a need to fit in. Lack of exercise and improper diet are NOT related, after all.
I’m praying for snow plows. Not really. Well, kinda.
BB