(I know this guy that uses the word “Bub” a lot. It always makes me laugh cuz it’s the most aggressive term of endearment.)
Are you hungry for knowledge? Do you eat it up like I did this buffet in Mallorca? HERE’S A LIST OF THE AMAZING THINGS I LEARNED JUST TODAY:
1. I was in Arizona Cyclist yesterday (thanks guys, thanks Sabino Cycles, thanks Cannondale, and thanks Shawn for all pitching in and solving a problem I had)….anyway, it was getting close to class time. I met Chris Carmicheal’s brother, a world renowned AIDS doctor. We got to talking and he has lost 800 patients in his relatively short time here in Tucson. I missed the first half hour of class. Had a feeling I wouldn’t find conversation like this in Space Planning. Learned many things in that whole two hours or so. Primarily that this doc is badass.
2. 47% of Americans are not bothered by hearing the F-Bomb. F@#$ THAT.
3. Genetic Engineers have made Americans a “healthy bacon” for consumption. Yes, they have cloned and altered pigs to have Omega-3 fatty acids for those that are not into fish. WHAT!?
4. I can put out 899 watts in my first real sprint in about 18 months.
5. The entire Earth became 10 degrees colder in the days following 9/11. Even though planes are notoriously cold and freeze your ankles off, they still heat up our planet considerably.
6. More people died in the Civil War than in WW1, WW2, The American Revolution, and Vietnam combined. I might have to look that one up. Our current ‘war’ might balance the scale.
7. The word ’sabotage’ came from French workers throwing their Sabots (French for Wooden Clogs) into the machinery of factories. Ah, Oui, Those French Saboteurs are always Sabatouraging things like calling Freedom Fries ‘French Fries’ and Fried Texas Toast ‘French Toast’. Listen all y’all it’s a FREEDOMTAGE!
8. I painted a living room wall metallic gold (not mine). Didn’t know that you could. Didn’t know that you would. And didn’t know how goddamn tough it is to do it without brushstrokes.
9. You can not design a pond into a kitchen. I did. One can not. No waterparks in kitchens, even if there is no budget.
10. I can sort of sprint. Don’t think so? I’ll prove it.
Alright, Bub, that’s all you need to know. Now get lost.
BB